If you’re wondering why no one suspects Griffey of PEDs, it’s because of that line right there. He’s no dope slinger.
But did you know that Ice Cube, the same Ice Cube that starred in such hit films as XXX: State of the Union and Are We There Yet?, wrote a song for Griffey? Turns out Ice Cube can rap, too. Guy’s a triple threat.
Even though Griffey himself doesn’t appear on the song, it’s a long offseason. Playing “Griffey (In the Zone)” 18 times on repeat may be the only way to get through it.